Syntax Sorcerer Pillows

'I'm leaving you because of your constant anal nitpicking, which I can no longer put up with....wait...I mean... Up with which, I can no longer put.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Witch Online

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'I don't care WHO started it!'