Sorcerer Pillows

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"So, turn me into a frog would you."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

Windows or Mac?

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

The Wizard.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

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