Modern Sorcerer Pillows

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Wiccapedia.

"What a midfield wizard!"

"And now from downtown!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

The Wizard.

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

Witch Online

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

Heavenwood