Narrative Sorcerer Pillows

'Get the person with the best imagination to write our Earnings Report.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

The Wizard.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

Quwaket

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."