Narrative Sorcerer Pillows

'Get the person with the best imagination to write our Earnings Report.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"And now from downtown!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

The Wizard.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

Quwaket

'I don't care WHO started it!'