Sports Sorcerer Pillows

Quwaket

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"What a midfield wizard!"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'I don't care WHO started it!'