Sorcery Sports Enthusiast Pillows

Fantasy Football League.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"I'm hexting."

Magus

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

Speeding again, Margaret?

Quwaket

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

Lunar Powered Broomstick

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Goalie knitting.

Love of the Game

"Batter up..."

Binge watching and whinge watching

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

Henge Football

"I said, 'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women,' but the media took that totally out of context."

"Civil Society 1, Anarchy 0....whew...we'll see how they do in the February playoffs."

Golfer putting into dead bear