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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Cheeze Wiz.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

Medieval Office Supplies

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Eye of Newt Helper

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

New Vampire Orientation. First, quit your day job.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"I'm hexting."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Her first telekinesis!'

Magus

The Wizard.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"Incorrect. The correct spelling is M-U-T-A-N-T."