Sorcery Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm hexting."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Late BroomStick

Cheeze Wiz.

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Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Witch's Brew.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'