Sorcery Lover Pillows

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Cheeze Wiz.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Monster Baseball

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"