Sci-fi Magic Lover Pillows

Alien Magician

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Alien Assumption

Primitive magician

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Robocop and Juliet.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

How am I abducting?

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'