Sci-fi Magic Lover Gifts

Alien Magician

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Alien David statue

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Here we are."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alien Assumption

How am I abducting?

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Robocop and Juliet.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Primitive magician

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."