Magic Lovers Gifts

MRI Magician

'Not here, Fred.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another can of tuna?'

Magic Book.

"Here we are."

"Tell me about yourself. I work mainly by extrapolation."

"Team, I'd like to introduce Mr. Mandrake aka 'The Sales Magician'."

Harry Houdini

"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"

The Unglamourous Side of Being the Tooth Fairy.

Flying carpets: new and used.

"I'm hexting."

"Why can't David Blaine just stick himself somewhere and not involve he rest of us?"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"My mom and dad don't have a magic flying sleigh."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

Bunny Trick

"Abra-Viagra."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

'The Coming of Ninety-Two'

'Sorry pal, you didn't get that lamp. I've got demands.'

The Wizard.

Beware of the Cat.

Witch's spell check.

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Parlor Tricks/Politics.

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."