Mystic Sports Enthusiast Pillows

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

Boomerang cow.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Improvised Dentistry.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Children of the Cornhole

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Astral Projecting Babushkas

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

Ghoul Keeper

Three balls...no waiting.

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?

Human Fantasy league

A Palm reader reading her palm with the aid of a battery powered night light

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'For $50, I predict your future. Act now and I'll even throw in a few self-fulfilling prophecies.'