Mystic Sports Enthusiast T-Shirts

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Improvised Dentistry.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Children of the Cornhole

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

A Palm reader reading her palm with the aid of a battery powered night light

Three balls...no waiting.

Human Fantasy league

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Ghoul Keeper

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'For $50, I predict your future. Act now and I'll even throw in a few self-fulfilling prophecies.'