Mythical Sportsperson T-Shirts

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Golfing Bishop.

Trojan Hurdler.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Skier.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Excercising demons

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

Self Made Mermaid

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?

Madam Zouza. Fortune Teller. I see you playing a game with me wearing helmets … Oh, dear!

"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."

'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'

'I could just gaze at that rainbow forever...'

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

"Civil Society 1, Anarchy 0....whew...we'll see how they do in the February playoffs."

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"