Sporting Supernaturalist T-Shirts

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Golfing Bishop.

Monster Baseball

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'I'm screwed...'

Children of the Cornhole

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

Obvious problem

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Connor Wickham

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.

Quwaket

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

'Right...The new system is up and running...I want every one of you to attach a lucky rabbit paw to their workstation.'

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

Deja Voodoo.

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."