Sporting Supernaturalist Gifts

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Golfing Bishop.

Monster Baseball

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Children of the Cornhole

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'I'm screwed...'

Obvious problem

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Connor Wickham

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Quwaket

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

'Right...The new system is up and running...I want every one of you to attach a lucky rabbit paw to their workstation.'

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."