Sporty Psychic Gifts

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Personal conker trainer.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'What are you really running from?'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"Our new five million pound striker seems to have developed a phobia about dark tunnels boss."

Ruff! Ruff!

Olympic Doping

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

Victim support

Simone Biles: True Leader

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