Aquatic Psychic Enthusiast Gifts

'Which one do you want to read?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Guide fish.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Psychic diving competition.