Aquatic Psychic Enthusiast Gifts

'Which one do you want to read?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Guide fish.

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Psychic diving competition.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'