Mythical Sports Fan Pillows

Trojan Hurdler.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Hockey Season.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mohamed Salah

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"