Spell-casting Sorcerer Mugs

Witch Doctor

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."