Seasoned Spellcaster Mugs

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

spellchecker

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."