Seasoned Spellcaster Prints

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

spellchecker

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."