Romantic Spellcaster Prints

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Candle Size

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

spellchecker

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Magic Mushrooms