Retro Spellcaster Prints

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Broom! Broom!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'