Retro Spellcaster Pillows

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Broom! Broom!"

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'