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"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

My Cauldron Rules

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

spellchecker

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"