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'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

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Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

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