Mini Spellcasters Pillows

"Broom! Broom!"

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

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