Spell Crafter Pillows

"Eye of Newt? Who writes this stuff?"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

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