Spell Crafter Gifts

"Eye of Newt? Who writes this stuff?"

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'