Spell Creator Gifts

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"Broom! Broom!"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

My Cauldron Rules

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'