Spell Chef Gifts

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Needs salt!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Chef makes a cook book.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Lobster potion.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

MasterWitch

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

Quartet of Chefs

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"