Culinary Spellcaster Gifts

"I make big batches and freeze it."

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

spellchecker

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'