Culinary Spellcaster Pillows

"I make big batches and freeze it."

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Candle Size

spellchecker

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."