Kitchen Spellcaster Pillows

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Broom! Broom!"

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

spellchecker

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken