Spell Chef Pillows

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Needs salt!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

Chef makes a cook book.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Quartet of Chefs

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

MasterWitch

Lobster potion.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

The impossible dream