Culinary Spell Caster Pillows

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

My Cauldron Rules

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'