Vegan Spell Caster Pillows

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

My Cauldron Rules

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.