Sustainable Spellcaster Pillows

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Broom! Broom!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Wiccapedia.

My Cauldron Rules

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Magic Mushrooms

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'