Sustainable Spellcaster Prints

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Broom! Broom!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Wiccapedia.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Candle Size

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken