Eco-conscious Spellcaster Prints

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."