Eco-conscious Spellcaster Pillows

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Candle Size

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Magic Mushrooms

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"