Tech-savvy Spellcaster Pillows

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

Spell Check

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Witches at a cauldron.

Spell Check

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Wiccapedia.

spellchecker

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'