Tech-savvy Spellcaster T-Shirts

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

Spell Check

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Spell Check

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

spellchecker

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Candle Size

Wiccapedia.

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'