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'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Frog Prince

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Book and magician

Witch Spell Check.

The Wizard.

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Witch

'I can't do next Friday'

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"You've got it wrong again. You should always use the spell checker."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'