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"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

Witches of Instagram

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Candle Size

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Witch Spell Check.

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Book and magician

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Magic Mushrooms

"She works best in hex mode."

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'