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"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

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The Frog Prince

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches of Instagram

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

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"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"She works best in hex mode."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Book and magician

Witch Spell Check.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'