Spellbound Professionals T-Shirts

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches of Instagram

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

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"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Witch Spell Check.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"She works best in hex mode."

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Book and magician

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"