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"She works best in hex mode."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Witches of Instagram

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Book and magician

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Magic Mushrooms

Witch Spell Check.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'