Spellbinding Scribe Prints

"She works best in hex mode."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Witches of Instagram

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Book and magician

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Witch Spell Check.

Magic Mushrooms

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'